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Peeps of the World, Unite! – or at least Bring in the Platypus!
In the last four weeks, Hop has split the top box office spot with the also animated, three-lettered Rio and the alliterative Fast Five, grossing 105 million dollars in the United States and over 160...
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Tips for the Upcoming Apocalypse
As I gather my Bible, Torah, Koran, copy of Watchmen, and print of Dali’s “St. John on the Cross,” I ready myself for the inevitable uber-undulating of the Earth that will occur around 6pm EST. As I’m...
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This Will Probably Only Last One Night Anyway
Filmmakers are immune to the adage that those who don’t learn from history are destined to repeat it. Therefore, this is happening: Universal hasn’t given up The Wolfman and intends to reboot the...
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Spoilers in the Preview? Time to Cull Your Marketing Department
Some might suggest that a movie like The Usual Suspects is overrated and garners undue praise because its narrative is predicated on a lie, namely one that Verbal Kint (Kevin Spacey) weaves for the...
View ArticleToday’s Sign of the Apocalypse — Lohan Singing Hava Nagila
Regardless of whether you missed Liz & Dick, or you were the three who watched it, you’ve probably heard that Lindsay Lohan is not doing nearly as well as she was during her Herbie and Mean Girls...
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This Week’s Sign of the Apocalypse — The Zombie Apocalypse!
It was only a matter of time before someone took the Stephanie Meyer path of selecting classic horror-film characters, poaching them from their usual mythology and forcing them to fit in other...
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Sign of the Apocalypse: The Revolution Will Not Be Televised — We Prefer Crap
While you probably won’t see video evidence of Kanye West invading the black hole of advantageous exploitation that is Kim Kardashian and her uterus – at least, not until she’s too old to be...
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Sign of the Apocalypse: Rampant Amnesia Sparks Horror-Film Success
Despite the fact that the chainsaw-wielding Leatherface has been featured in six separate films about massacring since Tobe Hooper’s 1974 classic horror flick, Texas Chainsaw 3D topped the box office...
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Sign of the Apocalypse — Live-Action Wall-E and Tom Cruise Can’t Improvise
For those of you that have always yearned for a live-action version of Wall-E starring Tom Cruise, then Oblivion will quench your perverse thirst. Cruise plays Jack Harper, a drone repairman who...
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Sign of the Apocalypse: Lohan Turns Down Money — Might be for the Better
Despite the fact that she has the IRS breathing down her neck, her recent film The Canyons has been rejected by Sundance, and she’s an all-around pain the ass to work with (according to this in-depth...
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